Welcome to Travel Fee Jeopardy, the game that tests your patience and your wallet.
Let us welcome our contestant Dan. He is an engineer from Colorado and he lists his hobbies as writing and outdoor recreation and he is on his way to his nephew’s graduation. Welcome to Travel Fee Jeopardy Dan. Are you ready to play? “Yes Alex I suppose so”.
Camera Cuts to Commercial.
“Come on Dan show some excitement will you?”
“Correct me if I’m wrong Alex but basically the point of this game is to find out what travel fees I will be paying for on my upcoming trip. Correct?”.
“That’s correct. My Dan is a sharp one isn’t he.”
“Well how is that exciting?”, asked Dan.
“Well Dan that’s a good question. The excitement comes from the trepidation of what unusual and perhaps unreasonable fee could be levied. It is possible in some rare instances that the feelings you experience will be ones of relief. Now don’t you find that exciting?
“Yes, In the way that I find filing my taxes exciting,” replied Dan.
“Now your getting it Dan.”
”Glad I could make you happy Alex, it’s all about you”.
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“Well folks we just had a lively discussion with our contestant and now it’s time to play the game.”
“I’ll take Would You believe for 50 Alex”.
“Good choice Dan. Dan your flying in to Kansas City and renting a car. What additional tax will you be required to pay?”
“Um, I don’t know a Barbecue Tax Alex?”
“Well that’s an interesting answer but it is not in the form of a question now is it Dan?”
“Um, What is no Alex.”
“You have the idea but you’re still wrong Dan. The tax we are looking for is assessed by the car rental company that goes towards the new Sprint Center in Kansas City.”
“Are you kidding me?”
“ Sorry Dan , That is not a category but you are getting the whole form of a question theme.”
“But I am not going to use the Sprint Center Alex.”
“But how do we know you won’t change your mind Dan. Lets move along now. Choose your next category Dan and remember “Are Kidding Me?” is not a category. Ha Ha.”
“You’re a stitch Alex. I will take “Would You Believe for 100.”
“Feeling lucky in that category aren’t you Dan?”
“No but the sooner I get this over the quicker I can end this charade and get my reservations .”
“See I told you this was exciting.”
“Yea, it’s a thrill a minute Alex. Can you give me my next question?”
“Glad to see your anxious now Dan.”
“Dan your flying out of Denver International Airport. What fee is added to your ticket when you fly out of Denver?”
“What is the Snowball Tax Alex?”
“Ha Ha . I can see our contestant has a sense of humor but no the fee is not a Snowball Tax. The tax you will be paying is the Denver Airport Tax which pays for the building and operation of the Airport.”
“Are you kidding me?”
“Ha Ha, I guess Dan wants us to rename the category. We’ll take that into consideration. But, no I am not kidding you. The Denver Airport does not get tax dollars from the city or the county.”
“But doesn’t the city and county get funds from taxes on tourists Alex?” “ Oh come on Dan it doesn’t work that way. If it did you wouldn’t have to pay the Sprint Tax in Kansas City and then where would you be?”
“I would more likely to be in Kansas City Alex.”
“Ha Ha, my our Dan has a sense of humor now doesn’t he. So Dan would you like to choose your next category?”
“What is Can I say no Alex?”
“Well that is in the form of a question so I will allow it. Besides I can see that you will be checking in a couple of bags and we make out like bandits on those.”
“ Yea I’m happy for you Alex.”
“Well Dan thanks for playing our game and being a good sport. Drop by again and play the game when you are in the area.”
“Snowballs chance in heck Alex, Snowballs chance in heck.”
“Ha Ha, You are a card Dan.”